October 7, 2010
An Imaginary Conversation Between Vincent and Pablo
Pablo: Vinnie, how have you been? Wonderful new piece, what do you call it?
Vincent: I’m not sure, maybe “Big Moon in Sky” or something like that. My friend Don suggests I call it “Starry, Starry Night.”
Pablo: Question for you, what paint did you use on this? Is this the 3000 series of paints?
Vincent: No! It’s the new 5000, I wouldn’t be caught dead using the 3000, have you seen the tonal range on those paints? Appalling!
Pablo: I agree, personally I wouldn’t ever purchase a painting if it used those paints.
Vincent: Agreed, what are those other painters thinking?
Pablo: This canvas is nice, what is it?
Vincent: It’s a new canvas, out of Germany and I really like the texture on it. I’ve been searching and searching for the right canvas and I’m just am not happy with anything yet.
Pablo: I know what you mean, I’ve been searching for years for the perfect canvas and will not rest until I do. Hey, I’ve been noticing the perspective on this piece and it leads me to believe that you’re using a 54″ easel? Placing your canvas a little higher are you?
Vincent: Yes but not a 54, it’s a 57 and combined with those new Hartford stools (they have a great padded cushion) I sit so much higher and really like the feeling when I’m working. Plus, they adjust so easily.
Pablo: Wow, I’ll have to check those out, I think Al’s apothecary is carrying them.
Vincent: I heard a rumor that you’re trying some of those new camel hair brushes? Tell me it isn’t so Pablo!
Pablo: Where did you hear that? It’s true, but I’m not telling anyone. They are so much better than the cat hair brushes that I normally use. Have you tried them?
Vincent: I wouldn’t be caught dead with one of those, do you know what would happen people found out that I was using Camel hair! I don’t have to tell the scandal…
Pablo: I see you’re using those new frames from Friar Wilson, how do you like them?
Vincent: Pretty good, they’re a lot cheaper so my margins go way up. I need a little extra “ching” so that I can purchase that new satchel from Mary the Seamstress. Have you seen it, it matches my frock and is really nice for carrying around my art supplies.
Pablo: Yes, those are nice, but not as nice as the ones made by the Maid Vivian!
Vincent: You’re nuts, those look horrible! You’ve got a poor sense of colors Pablo.
Pablo: Me??? You’re the one stuck in the past man, wake up!
Vincent: Look at us, talking about paints, easels and brushes. Does any of this really matter? I mean, do you think photographers sit around and talk like this? I suspect not.
Pablo: Good point. Maybe there’s more to painting than equipment and tools and such?
Vincent: I think so, perhaps it ought to be more about the art?
Very amusing! =D hehe
Hey Cole, I was just wondering what kind of computer you used to type this blog post?
Cole, apart from being a funny story, it reflects some of the truths of our times.
– no that one can’t be a good photographer. He/she shots with a basic DSLR? It’s not even a Nikon or a Canon!
…and lot of other examples.
Best wishes!
HAHAHAHA. Classic. Great post.
Love this! A very powerful and direct way to address an issue that has plagued photography for years. (Funny too!) Thanks Cole!
Hilarious, yet so very true. Applies to all walks of life but makes us chuckle when it hits home 🙂
That’s awesome. Good stuff..
Classic… hilarious… and hits the nail right on the head.
so true … funny & bitter
Genius…pure genius
Sums up a problem in a nutshell. I know so many people who are wrapped up in the equipment and methods rather than the real point of photography. I have long maintained that a good image is the sole aim, how it was made is of little relevance, except to the hardware pedant. Good stuff.
LOVE it. That is too funny.
I’m so glad that I am not a painter. What a bunch of gear snobs.